The Irish Drinking Poem

I’m off to catch a Leprechaun

I’ll make him dance and sing a song

And we’ll have fun the whole nightlong -

Just me and my Leprechaun.

I’m off to catch a Leprechaun

The Emerald Isle is where I belong

Then we shall right all the wrongs -

Just me and my Leprechaun.

I’m off to catch a Leprechaun

I’ll make my wagers to the throngs

In drinking games we shall stay strong -

Just me and my Leprechaun.

I’m off to catch a Leprechaun

Its countryside spurs me like a prong

We’ll admire its beauty all yearlong -

Just me and my Leprechaun.

I’m off to catch a Leprechaun

To the rainbow I’ll run headlong

A pot of gold we’ll claim erelong -

Just me and my Leprechaun.

I’m off to catch a Leprechaun

My friends think I’m too headstrong

But this I’ve needed all along -

Just me and my Leprechaun.

I’m off to catch a Leprechaun

And maybe a girl before too long

My friends still say I’m hitting the bong -

Well, just me and my Leprechaun.